Wu The Bear
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Wu The Bear, long lost brother of Winnie, has fled to the United States from China. He was held as a Chinese political prisoner when Winnie was banned in the country due to a striking resemblance to Xi Jinping. After escaping captivity, Wu was unable to find a stable supply of honey due to the ravages of communism. He decided to leave for the land of the free. Upon entering the USA, he resonated with the messages of Mr. Trump and became an avid supporter of his cause. By definition, "Make 'Murica Great Again" would mean limitless honey for all. Will you help Wu spread his message?